- If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.
- But the doughnuts were calling my name.
- It was my birthday, so I had to eat the whole cake.
- I had to get the bitter taste out of my mouth from eating those veggies and fish, so I had an ice cream.
- One of life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a woman gain 10 pounds.
- If God had wanted me to touch my toes, He would have put them up higher on my body.
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Thursday, August 20, 2009
FUNNY FRIDAY: Diet Excuses
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