Speed limits are less of a challenge when your age equals one.
Whoever first got the idea of combing chocolate with coffee was an evil genius.
A lasting marriage comes from shared expectations.
Your bad habits are there, because you like them.
Your fat is not going to loose itself. It’s been tried. It does not work.
Fat women have the best earrings. Jewelry doesn’t care if you’re a size 18.
Being a mom is always a work in progress.
Happiness is sexy.
Murphy's Law of Windshield Wipers: The driver's side always dies first.
The only thing that pees more often than a middle-aged woman … is a dog marking his territory.
The idea is to have a full life, not just a full plate.
Corrupt politicians should be mocked with enthusiasm. .
Maybe it's not so surprising that half of marriages end in divorce. Maybe the impressive thing is half of them last.
For more Pat's Points, go to http://fatfamilyotherfwords.blogspot.com/2009/08/pats-points.html
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