It's called a DIET, because all the other 4-letter words were taken.
God must have loved calories, because he made so many of them.
Scientists have discovered that leaving clothes in dark closets over a long period of time causes shrinkage.
You're not overweight. You're under tall.
I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
Brain cells come and brain cells go. But FAT cells last forever.
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