Big FAT Wishes on a FRIDAY Afternoon

I wish that being good on my diet for a day, it would undo all the bad that went before. INSTANT GRATIFICATION!


I wish people didn’t act like my age is a bad thing. Why would it be bad? I’m happy, healthy and alive. I don’t apologize for being here longer than someone else.


I wish there was a closet “ap” (not that I have an I-phone). I’d like to pull up what’s currently in my closet, so I can see if it goes with something in the store.

I wish that all this drinking water (it’s suppose to help me lose) didn’t make me pee so much. Radio stations have speakers in the john, so the jocks don’t lose track of time. Anyhow Rush Limbaugh plays here in the p.m. So every time I go, I have to listen to the idiot.

I wish it were 5:00 p.m.